I am traumatised. I think I've just watched gay porn masquerading as a sitcom. Don't get me wrong..I wasn't in search of such things...and I have watched a REAL sitcom about gay guys, but no sex and NO FULL ON NUDITY!!! And where exactly did I watch such a show? In the Uni, no less...it was the prefilm to Billy Elliot. I am traumatised. The show sux and is really porn, cos (1) NUDITY and I don't mean guys in swimming trunks. There was also this brief scene of frontal nudity. Is that porn, or is that porn? Ok, maybe not hardcore, but still! and (2) There's no plot except the guys keep having sex and kissing. No plot...just sex and weird fetishes. Oh, they threw in a lesbian who gave birth to a baby and her friends of the same persuasion. The only funny parts were actually just dirty, sick jokes. I can't tell you how happy I was when everyone protested against continuing to show this series as pre-films to the rest of the movies this semester.

Other than that awful incident, I had a linguistics test today...I did some revision for it, but the questions still shocked me! Oh well...proves that complacency is a sin. Oh, Billy Elliot was good though. Not the first time I've watched it, but I understood it better this time..the last time I saw it was when I was pre-lit student (meant as adjective). Exams coming. Yucks...must revise. Why am I up at 11pm, not having bathed or done anything of consequence? Ah well, I'll start tmr!

Oh yeah, I ordered a book online! Haha, I know a lot of you would say, "Chey, no big deal" but my parents have never really trusted online shopping and I've never had a credit card, so I ordered my first book today. I couldn't get it in the bookshops, so I had to order it...plus, all the copies they are offering at Amazon.de are actually second-hand. The book's called "Die Schnellficker-Schuhe" (Erm, quick f***er's shoes...but don't think dirty thoughts...it's just a description of a kind of shoes that look like they belong to real smooth guys). It's written by this German TV host. Other than that, I bought this book called "Dear Doosie" that's half in English and half in German. "Doosie" is actually a combination of "Du" and "Sie", the informal and formal forms of "you" in German. Because the persona says, he can't tell if he should be formal or informal with "Doosie". Cool eh? Okay, maybe my explanation is not very good. I also bought "Catch me if you can" in German, cos it only cost €2,95...I think I'll get "Sushi for Beginners" or "Sushi für Anfänger" as it's called in German...also only €2,95.

Yipes, time to sleep man!!